Cheesy Quotations to Inspire Creative Thinking

Blessed are the Cheesemakers
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Do you want some cheese with your whine??
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But I, when I undress me/ Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me/ With apple pie and cheese!
-- Eugene Field

Cheese -- The adult form of milk
-- Richard Condon

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Have you ever thought what Swiss cheese might smell like if it wasn't ventilated?
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How did the guy inventing cottage cheese know it was done?
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I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
-- Steve Wright

This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.
-- Jean Harlow

I love Velveeta, have some cheese, Tom said craftily.
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If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
-- Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show."

The cat ate the cheese and waited by the mouse hole with baited breath
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The cheese betrays the milk.
-- Finnish Proverb

The four foods groups: cheese, wine, olives and sausage.
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The human body is 86 percent water, 14 percent macaroni & cheese
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The moon is made of a green cheese.
-- J. Heywood

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish

from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.
-- The Rise of the Overdass (Newsweek, July 31 1995)

To catch a mouse, make a noise like a cheese
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What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
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You could eat processed cheese but Why would you?
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