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A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
-- W. H. Auden
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An apple-pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
-- Traditional Proverb
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Bread and cheese is medicine for the well.
-- French Proverb
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Cheese and bread make the cheeks red.
-- German Proverb
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To the fiance -- milk; to the bride -- butter; to the husband -- cheese.
-- Luxembourg Proverb
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When a dog has money, he buys cheese.
-- Jamaican Proverb
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If all the world were paper,/ And all the sea were ink,/ And all the trees were bread and cheese,/ What should we do for drink?
-- Anonymous
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
-- Bertolt Brecht
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Man is a mouse. . . running in and out of every hole in the cosmos hunting for the Absolute Cheese.
-- Benjamin De Casseres
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A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying: `Of course I do not like green cheese: I am very fond of brown sherry.'
-- G. K. Chesterton
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Merrily taking twopenny ale and cheese with a pocket knife;/ But these were luxuries not for him who went for the Simple Life.
-- G. K. Chesterton
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
-- G. K. Chesterton
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Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
-- Alan Coren
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How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
-- Charles DeGaulle
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Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
-- Clifton Fadiman
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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures . . .
-- M. F. K. Fisher
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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
-- Helen Hayes
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Promoters are just guys with two pieces of bread looking for a piece of cheese.
-- Evel Knievel
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This is your wine and cheese crowd, and nothing ever goes wrong at such events.
-- Richard Messener
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In baiting a mouse trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.
-- Saki
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God defend me from that Welsh fairy,/ Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!
-- William Shakespeare
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The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.
-- William E. Simon
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Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Hellish dark, and smells of cheese!
-- R. S. Surtees
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I'll fill hup the chinks wi' cheese.
-- R. S. Surtees
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Bachelor's fare; bread and cheese, and kisses.
-- Jonathan Swift
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You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on the cheese ... if they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready.
-- M. Taittinger
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A mousetrap always provides free cheese.
-- Unknown
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To boldly go where no cheese has been found before
-- Popular TagLine
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There is no old bread that cannot find its cheese.
-- French Proverb
