Cheesy Quotations to Inspire Creative Thinking

But I, when I undress me/ Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me/ With apple pie and cheese!
-- Eugene Field

Cheese -- The adult form of milk
-- Richard Condon

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
-- Steve Wright

This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.
-- Jean Harlow

If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
-- Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show."

The cheese betrays the milk.
-- Finnish Proverb

The moon is made of a green cheese.
-- J. Heywood

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish

from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.
-- The Rise of the Overdass (Newsweek, July 31 1995)